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Best trailer: Spider-Man 2
Best waste of potential: M. Night Shyamalan, The Village
Best use of an Electric Light Orchestra song: Blue Sky em Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best acting by a rock 'n' roll band: The White Stripes, Coffee and Cigarettes
Best defense of Lindsay Lohan: Mean Girls
Best performance by an actor, shirtless: Brad Pitt, Troy
Best reissue: Donnie Darko
Best comedy: Napoleon Dynamite
Best use of a cheetah/Doogie Howser: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Best use of the word “balls”: Garden State
Best evidence that Keira Knightley actually is a woman: King Arthur
Best action hero: Matt Damon, The Bourne Supremacy
Best failure of a promising premise: I Huckabees
Best zombie film: Shaun of the Dead
Best special effects: Team America: World Police
Best monkey wrench to the groin: Rip Torn, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Best soundtrack: Garden State
Best use of Ben Stiller: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best waste of Jude Law: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Best use of unicorns: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best argument for live actors: The Polar Express
Best job of making sex unsexy: (tie) Closer e Kinsey
Best transition to film: Topher Grace
Best beating of a dead horse: Paul Giamatti was robbed!
Best waste of ensemble: Ocean's Twelve
Best use of ensemble: Meet the Fockers
Best double feature: Julia Roberts' twins
Best use of funny friends: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best performance by a breast: Tara Reid, the red carpet
The Freddy vs. Jason Memorial Award: Alien vs. Predator

E foi assim. Algures em Kansas City.